i gave my snow city tickets away. (:

ANYWAY,

my kid was making me laugh during the tuition.

he was asking me about Mas Selamat's escape.

and he asked me this.

he: teacher, how he escape?
me: he jumped down from the toilet window and ran away.
he: NO! he didn't.
me: so how you think he escaped?
he: we(my friends and i) think that he went to toilet
me: yah! i know, then he escaped from the toilet's window
he: NO! he sat at the toilet bowl and he flushed himself down, then he flushed down to the first floor and ran away.
me: (laughs) x 100
me: who told you this?! you don't talk nonsense to me!
he: my teacher said one!
me: you dun talk rubbish to me! do you think i will believe you?!
he: my teacher said last time there was this baby, she got flushed down the toilet
me: don't talk rubbish, continue your correction!
he: teacher, i want to go toilet
me: FOR WHAT?
he: i don't want to do corrections, so now i go toilet and flush myself down the toilet bowl
me: (stared hard) YOU GO, AND YOU MAKE SURE YOU FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN, AND DON'T APPEAR INFRONT OF ME
he: okays! if i managed to do that, can you buy me dual master cards?
me: what you think?!
he: if you don't buy for me, i don't flush myself down.


OH MAN! i was so tempted to say i will buy him 2 packets of that dual master cards in exchange for his 'stunt'.

but at least, he did make me laughed with his nonsense! (: